Titanious's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How to Draw Mario]

Just stupid

Yet another quick flash having nothing to do but make an easy dick joke. No creativity, no relation between the title and the actual movie, not even worthwhile animation.

Move along people, nothing worth your time here.

XenonMonkey responds:

How are the title and video unrelated?

This is a tutorial on how to draw Mario set to lively music, explaining the process.

The person I'm drawing is in fact Mario.

[family guy is really SHIT]

Well this was a waste of time.

I'm going to be impartial on Family Guy, mainly becuase of the..... I don't even know what to call this. "Item" will have to do I guess.

This "item" is terrible. There was no thought put into anythng, just taking Family Guy clips and adding dick jokes to them. Shitty dick jokes at that.

Looks like we've got another author that doesn't know how to take critisism so they attack their reviewers. Maybe that just comes from a lack of personality?

And I will look at your other videos, but I'll be honest I'm not expecting any of them to be much better than this.

TL:DR : This is one of the worst flashes I've ever seen.

Heil responds:

i tried to look at urs to compare but i just got this: Titanious does not have any Portal submissions.

are u just jelopuse cos u keep getting blammed???

dnt cry

[Halo Reach Fail]

Weell

I did not find anything about this funny. Not that i'm an over-pompous fanboy, it just was lacking that good idea. The whole animation was well done, but a polished turd is still a turd.

Yeah, this was full of low-brow humor. Basically nothing but dick & fart jokes.

[The Will of One]

Dear god......

Please please please..... can you do the whole album? This and Unrest in the House of Light are amazing. But first!, you have to do Vengence.

[War for Awesometron]

Greatness

Can I call you Midas? Everything you touch is gold!

Slight note, I found the secret button on this one, but it doesn't work.... =(

[A Fable II Experience]

Nice

I could see this playing out in-game exactly like that.

[Punch-Out!!]

Good Idea

But the art and animation really bring this one down. Not bad for a first try. Could've been better, you just need to put more time into the work.

Zirch45 responds:

thanks for the inspiration. Im currently working on TWO new movies. Yeah... its hard. But the hard part is making the play button. The first one has the most progress done, but it's not video-game related. Don't worry, it will be better than this.

[Adult Swim Commercial]

This....

is my house!

Billy-Chops responds:

Indeed!!!

[Gravity_]

What we need

Is more of this on newgrounds. More art, less dick and fart jokes. 36/10

[R-Evolution]

Amazing

Although I didn't like how everything had to die before going into the next stage of evolution. And everyone, please just keep your own personal beliefs to yourself instead of shoving them down everyone's throats.